Wearing Hopeless Lingerie shot by Dvlx
If Tumblr dies here’s a list of the places you can find me!
- The woods at 3:48 am
If Tumblr dies here’s a list of the places you can find me!
imagine hearing “hall of the mountian king” for the first time in 1875. the sheer chaos imagine being some norwegian aristocrat and sitting down for a nice day at the symphony and getting your entire wig and life snatched right before your very eyes
i’m just saying grieg went tf off!
*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them
Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly
Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*
Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly
Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma
it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”
“Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.”
— Mother Teresa
(via goodreadss)
“Today I forgive myself. Not just once. Again, and again, and again. As many times as it takes to find peace.”
— Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
